- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to draw a perfect circle

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

The power to repel women.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to read View Terms of Services

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The ability to smell colors

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!