The power to think outside the bun.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

The power to die whenever you fall asleep

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to get rid of feminism

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

To have the ability to piss off the police

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!