- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

The power to fly when you are in a plane

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

A power level of under 9000.

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power to laugh while laughing.

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to pick thing up with your feet

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power to be your self

The power to reproduce asexually.

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

Pointless Super Powers