Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!