The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to cry acid tears

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!