The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to see the present.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!