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the power to shit shards of glass
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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh
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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny
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the power to jump high but u have no legs
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The power to control sloths
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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response
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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos
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the power to see through bananas
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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.
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The power to always smell like cheep wine.
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The powers to lose your current power forever
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The power to kill yourself at will
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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk
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to not care about pointless superpowers
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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.
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the power to tell when someone is in your car
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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)
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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.
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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground
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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.
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The power to tell the future but no one believes you
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The power to levitate mustard.
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the ability to turn coke into pepsi
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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
