the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!