the power to shit shards of glass

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The power to control sloths

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

the power to see through bananas

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The powers to lose your current power forever

The power to kill yourself at will

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

to not care about pointless superpowers

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

the power to tell when someone is in your car

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

The power to levitate mustard.

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!