the power to die if you think

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power to not have a power

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!