- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to sh*t bricks

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

The power to be bad at everything

The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

the power to win the crying game

The power to produce sweat when hot.

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

The power to become a llama.

the power to hear a dog whistle

the power to fart mace

The power to see your neck without a mirror

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

Pointless Super Powers