To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to go suicide

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Grass eating

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!