- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

The power to talk to talking animals.

the power to recognize "woman rights".

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

The power to die on command

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

The power of eating but only when you're dead

To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

Pointless Super Powers