The power to sleep

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!