The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to repel women.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!