The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to die on command

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!