The Power to Combust

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to transform into yourself

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to like any show

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to walk through air.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!