The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to see through glass

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!