The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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Find Waldo

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to control sloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!