- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

The power to control sloths

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

the power to see through bananas

The power to see through windows

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The powers to lose your current power forever

Immunity to medication

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to levitate mustard.

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

Pointless Super Powers