the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to die on command

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The power to plank

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to die at will.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!