The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to breathe

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to fart flames

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The Power to Combust

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!