the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to eat when your hungry

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!