The power to fart at will.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!