The power to change your eye color.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to get STD's

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power of Being stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!