the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to die

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!