The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!