The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

the power to shit cellulose

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to erase anything written in pencil

The power to be bad at everything

The power to lose this power.

The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!