The power to wake up and live through school....

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to go suicide

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to die

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!