the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to see the present.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to see through pastry..

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!