The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!