the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to live through torture.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!