- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

Power to find things in the last place you look.

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

The power to see into the future of the past

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

The power to have a black president

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

Pointless Super Powers