The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to live.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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Meatvision.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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Nihat Do?an

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!