The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to shit cellulose

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to be justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!