The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to divide by zero

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!