The power to do nothing/

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to see through windows

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to have a small penis

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!