The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!