- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power to see into the present

The power to pee standing up

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

power to orgasm over long distances

The power to get older every second

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

to make asians smart

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to slam a revolving door.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to wake up and live through school....

the power to seduce hats

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to look into cheese.

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

Pointless Super Powers