The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to see through horses

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to die at will

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to see through air.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!