The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the ability to see into the past

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to die if you think

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!