The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!