The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!