The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The power to have children at will.

The power to transform into yourself

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

the power to see with your eyes open

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

the power to post pointless superpowers.

the power to shit shards of glass

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The power to control sloths

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

the power to see through bananas

The power to see through windows

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The powers to lose your current power forever

Immunity to medication

The power to kill yourself at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!