The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!