- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to recognize "woman rights".

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

the power to not have a power

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

to make asians smart

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

Pointless Super Powers