The power to speak brail.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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to make asians smart

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the ability to darken darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!