- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to go poop and pee.

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The power to eat junk food at light speed

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

the power to hate nature

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

The power to sh*t bricks

Pointless Super Powers