The power to only tell the truth

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!