to not care about pointless superpowers

the power to frow up when your not sick.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

The power to draw a perfect circle

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to repel women.

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The ability to smell colors

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to have bad luck!

The power to resurrect dead insects

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

the power to die on command

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!