The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to control sloths

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!