The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!