- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to have a atomic fart

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to die when you die

the power to do two suicide bombings

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

The power to change to justin biber

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

Pointless Super Powers