The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to wink really fast.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

power to orgasm over long distances

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The power to give yourself cancer

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!