the power to say i can bend you

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!