The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to smell poo...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!