The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to bleed

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to speak brail.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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to make asians smart

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to never end your .

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!