The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to learn only at school.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!