The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!