The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

the power to smell tastebuds

The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to cry acid tears

The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

The power to swallow instead of spid

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!