The power to transform into yourself

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to live.

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The power of asdfgh

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!