The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to glow in the light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!