the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shrink your penis.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!