The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Immunity to medication

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power of Being stupid

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!