the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to run Crysis.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to like justin beiber

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to die....

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!