The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to fart mace

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!