the power to control your own body movements

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the power to commit crime.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!