The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to see through glass

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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the power to see through windows

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!