The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Th power to be telepathetic

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!