The power to go suicide

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

The power to produce sweat when hot.

The power to kill yourself.

Tits for a guy.

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The power to be powerless

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

Death at will

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

The power to fuck everyone.

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to understand irony.

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!