The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power to speak brail.

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

The power to fart at will.

The power to predict the past

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

the power to die at will

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

alarm that goes off when hiding

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

the power to be unable to have a power.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!