The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

the power to die if you think

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power to look into cheese.

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

the power to fly but your an Altophobic

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to speak Braille.

The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power of the detachable little toe!

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

The power to be HUMAN

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

the power to control urine

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!