The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to jerk off

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

Sorry. The power to square root -1.

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to poo in the toilet

The power to to think less

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

Th pwr t frgt vwls.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

Nihat Do?an

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

the power to become semi-transparent

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!