The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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A healing punch

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!