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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast
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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.
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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions
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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!
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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated
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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.
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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.
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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you
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The power to only use yahoo.com
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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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The power to turn into an escalator
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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss
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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work
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the power to hear a dog whistle
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the power to fart in 7 different colors
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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.
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The power to die
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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.
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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.
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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge
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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.
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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.
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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie
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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!