- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

the power to commit crime.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to grow one wing

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

Imortality.

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

The power to shit dirt!

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

The power of bullet atraction

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

Pointless Super Powers