Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to die....

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to be powerless

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the power to eat when your hungry

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to shit dirt!

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!