Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!