The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the ability to die without any control

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!