The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to snore.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!