The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to repel women.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to die on command

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The power to plank

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!