- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

The power to suck your own dick

The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

the power to fart in 7 different colors

the ability to turn into random hats

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to be able to not smell fart

the power to frow up when your not sick.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The ability to fart like a zombie.

the ability to digest any food easily

The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

The power to turn into paper

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to see through horses

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

the power to never have to fill out captchas

the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

Pointless Super Powers